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The APILN Daily – 25 October: Attack of the radioactive bees
Mutant bees! Stolen custard creams! Pig entrails! It’s today’s collection of the best of Angry People in Local Newspapers. Please support jobs in local journalism by clicking on the links. Bexley News Shopper: Bexleyheath Wetherspoons slammed for refusing the Archbishop of Banterbury’s order of mushy peas Oi oi Saveloy! CBC Canada: Animal guts and entrails splattered everywhere…
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The APILN (almost) Daily – 24 October: Scotland’s national drink
I couldn’t be bothered to do an APILN Daily on Monday and Tuesday due to a bad case of Done a Poo. So, like my toilet, here’s a bumper helping. Please click through to the stories to support local journalism, even the one about Teabag Jesus. Plymouth Herald: Why does it smell of poo in Plymouth?…
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Weekend weird news round-up – 21 October
My old man taught me that there’s one big problem with the world, and that’s other people. And he’s right. Other people are WEIRD. Get Surrey: Lacy vest cause of blocked sewage pipe for thousands of Hampshire and Surrey homes Hands up those of you who’ve flushed a claggy pair of pants down the lav. [squints]…
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The APILN DAILY: 19 October – FUMMIN Phil Mitchell
Bins! Hats! Sex dolls! Phil Mitchell! Another round-up of the best from the Angry People in Local Newspapers Facebook page. Please click through to the stories to support local journalism. ABC Australia: Naked butcher photos sees Kalkarindji residents throw aout beef and sausages from NT meatworks Quite right too. You can’t tell where one sausage ends…
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The APILN Daily – 18 October: ‘Nam was HELL
Hooligans and killer spiders: Another look at the best of the day’s Angry People in Local Newspapers to cut out and collect. Please support local journalism by clicking through to the stories. Nottingham Post: Taxi driver says new red ‘no stopping’ lines outside station make dropping off passengers ‘a nightmare’ Your occasional reminder that the default…
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The APILN Daily – 17 October: ‘There’s just a piece of purple ribbon stitched on’
Behold! Today’s top links from Angry People in Local Newspapers, with added sad oldiewonk and FUMMIN mum. Please click through to the stories to support local journalism. Sheffield Star: Sheffield couple’s sadness after being told to remove roadside garden Genuine health and safety gone mad as The Man decides to stamp his huge bovver boots…
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The APILN Daily – 16 October: ‘I looked a right idiot’
And here we go again with today’s best links from the world of Angry People in Local Newspapers. Please click through to the news stories to support local journalism. Somerset Live: It’s like we’re invisible’ claim angry Bath couple who waited two weeks for bin to be collected Who said that? Am I hearing voices?…
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The APILN Daily – 15 October: Fully customised remembrance toaster
Here’s the best of Angry People in Local Newspapers from today and over the weekend. Please support local journalism by clicking through to the stories. Daily Record: Paisley’s gun-toting Billy The Kid is shown mercy in show-down with the Sheriff Contain’s the immortal lines: “I’m f*****g Billy Holmes – I don’t need a f*****g gun. I’ll fight…
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The APILN Daily – 12 October: BINNNNNNNNNNNNS!!!
It’s Friday and it’s your daily round up from the world of Angry People in Local Newspapers. Please click through to support local journalism. Plymouth Herald: Trader banned for life from British Heart Foundation If he keeps up looking angry and stressed like this, he’s gonna do himself a … you know. Oxford Mail: Man upset after…
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The APILN Daily: Wanna feel old? This is what the Knights Who Say Ni look like today
Today’s local newspaper fury all one one handy page for you to cut out and keep. Please click through to help support local journalism. Teesside Live: Kirsty Lee of Billingham claims she had a vortex in her son’s bedroom which was used by an evil spirit known as ‘The Fat Controller’ FACT: In the southern hemisphere,…