My old man taught me that there’s one big problem with the world, and that’s other people.
And he’s right. Other people are WEIRD.
Hands up those of you who’ve flushed a claggy pair of pants down the lav.
Yeah, all of you.
What a shitty thing to do.
“Siri, show me the most Canadian news story in the entire history of Canada”
I’ll remember next time I’m about to invite strippers into my house
Happens to all of us at one stage or another
We all know that swans can break a man’s arm with one flap of its wing, and a horse-sized duck would be about five times bigger than a swan.
I’m sorry, Sean, that duck’s going to peck your face off. RIGHT OFF.
I see what’s going on here. This is the main-stream media readying us for Soylent Green. My name’s David Icke, goodnight.
And, of course, The Sunday Sport, for whom every good journalist secretly wants to write.
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