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Oh Lordy, it’s another Best of APILN post – 27 September

We might as well kick off with the important stuff. Where were you in 1987? ________________________________________ Bristol Post: Locals upset as post office and post box close Some of the finest mugging to camera you are ever likely to witness. ________________________________________ Anonymous Google Maps vandalism is on a par with Wikipedia vandalism, and is a […]

Best of Angry People in Local Newspapers – 17 September 2021

Now that we’ve kicked out the spammers and got this site working again, we’d better get our money’s worth and offer actual content. So here’s the best angry stories which have crossed our radar in the last week or so. Wales Online (and everywhere else): Police called after kids chalk hopscotch grid onto pavement Obviously, […]

The really very important APILN submission guide

So you’ve found a funny news story to submit to Angry People in Local Newspapers. We get hundreds of submissions every day, which we whittle down to about ten or so for your delight and/or fury. The whole idea is that APILN is a fun look at people’s everyday frustrations about BINS, parking, pencil-necked desk […]

I found some stupid photos and some kids who are not binoculars

Look, still trying to find out if this website is working as it should, so here’s a load of stupid crap to keep you happy. Yeah, alright the New York Times, stop showing off. Sweet baby Jebus, this looks important. Haven’t we all, at some time or other, had our brioche stolen by a hungry […]

A big bunch of angry people, in local newspapers

It’s June, and we don’t update this site enough. So here we are with the best of recent posts. Edinburgh Evening News: New volleyball court at school is ruining quality of life Fingers in ears. A classic of the genre. We just dislike volleyball on grounds of taste. Epsom Guardian: Mum VOWS NEVER TO RETURN […]

We’re back and people are still pointing at things

We thought it was high time we grabbed our website back from the spammers, and it might even be working now. Any road up, people are still pointing at things, and it is our duty to point and laugh. Northampton Chronicle: Woman is furious because council workers didn’t rake up grass cuttings outside her house […]

‘The local paper’s coming, I’ll wear my best bikini’ – this week’s Greatest Hits

Another classic week in Angry People in Local Newspapers, and it would be a shame of burning-of-the-library-at-Alexandria proportions to see these stories lost to the ages. So, as a public service… Bristol Post: Man tears down Extinction Rebellion roadblock to drive his friend to work in a camper van We expect Brian, here in his […]

Mysterious swedes, hi-vis dogs and endless BINS

It has been an epic week for Angry People in Local Newspapers stories, and it would be a tragedy if these epic stories of citizens and their struggles against the cruelty of the world we live in and life in general were lost to the ages. Gird your loins, we’re going in. (Please click through […]

The accordion, and its use as a tool of oppression by totalitarian governments

FACT: North Korea has its own version of the X Factor, a grim parade of hand-picked hopefuls singing revolutionary standards in front of a rictus-grinning audience of hand-picked sycophants, and a panel of judges who all look like Louis Walsh. It’s called “The 14th National Singing Competition of the Working People” and it is compulsory […]

Best of Angry People of 2019 (so far)

It’s May and this is looking like a vintage year for angry people pointing at the thing that’s made them angry. So here are the best of the year so far. But first, a request for APILN contributors. Stoke Sentinel: Our road has been left looking like this for three years since the developer went […]