Mutant bees! Stolen custard creams! Pig entrails! It’s today’s collection of the best of Angry People in Local Newspapers.
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Oi oi Saveloy!
If we are not mistaken, this is our first ever story involving two men pointing angrily at pig guts up a tree.
This is perfectly normal. They have simply gone from a state of bee-ing to a state of not bee-ing.
Banbury Guardian: Frustration as nut thieves target farm three weeks in a row
After all the hideous animal deaths, one for the veggies out there.
North Wales Daily Post: Woman’s fears over construction of nuclear power plant next to her beekeeping business
She’s right, you know. We’re just one unfortunate and very unlikely accident away from swarms of giant bees roaming the countryside in what can only be described as BEEMAGEDDON.
That sounds like my idea of heaven.
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Dundee Evening Telegraph: Couple found sleeping in flat with a stolen sex toy and a packet of custard creams
We can forgive the clockwork cucumber, but custard cream theft is a crime against us all.
Why the fuss? It’s true.