And here we go again with today’s best links from the world of Angry People in Local Newspapers.
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Who said that? Am I hearing voices?
Brighton Argus: Clown pleas for help after losing size 16 shoe on bike ride
“I had to turn up at a kids’ party with one shoe on. I looked a right idiot”.
Mate, that’s your job.
Meanwhile, in Denmark:
Poor, angry Danish Gyles Brandreth.
Guernsey Press: Attempt to stop recycling blowing around backfires on woman
Who knew that putting your rubbish into a bin would be a bad thing?
Sucks to be you.
West Sussex County Times: Churches put on alert after spate of thefts in Horsham area
Trendy pointing vicar is going to forgive you. Forgive you to DEATH.
And in the world of weird news:
And by ‘shocked’ they actually mean ‘delighted’.