Hooligans and killer spiders: Another look at the best of the day’s Angry People in Local Newspapers to cut out and collect.
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Your occasional reminder that the default position for any taxi driver is FUMMIN.
Plymouth Herald: Bouncer wakes up to find his flat filling with sewage
…pumped in from a truck parked outside. Competition is cut-throat in the Al Murray lookalike industry.
Cambridgeshire Live: Hooligans let of fireworks in central Cambridge, and this couple won’t stand for it
Sparks – oh-ho! – are going to fly!!!!
Quite possibly the last thing this particular Vietnam veteran wants right now.
Manna from heaven for Mr CMOT Dibbler and his infamous Rat Onna Stick snack*.
Yeah, that’s a Discworld reference. Yeah.
*I’ve been told that Dibbler never sold rat onna stick, and now I – former membership secretary of the Discworld fan club – feel suitably chastened.
Aycliffe Today: Bill Blenkinsopp snarls to public – ‘Santa tours WILL change’
So much going on here, but I can’t quite put my finger on what is the elephant in the room.
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I, for one, would be rooting for the duck.
(It was an abscess and not foul play, but yuk)
In other, entirely unrelated news, Baby Spice Emma Bunton is going to be host of American Bake Off, and dead relative cake is going to be one of the rounds.