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They decapitated our swan. Our swan is gone – APILN 14 November
Fibre glass water fowl heads! That bloke with the BMW Five Series Estate (again)! And a classic case of school Home You Go anger! It’s the best stories from Angry People in Local Newspapers. Please click through to support local newspapers. And also click through to this here link to support my bank account by…
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Why is the Grim Reaper hanging around street corners in Guildford?
The actual Grim Reaper! A FUMMIN BMW five series estate owner who has a private number plate! Poor, dead Spike Lee, who brought us the film Malcolm X-Men! It’s the best of Angry People in Local Newspapers from 13 November. And don’t forget it’s just another two days before the APILN book published by Penguin…
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I punched a bear in the face – Angry People in Local Newspapers 12 November
Punching bears! Crudely-drawn penis graffiti! FUMMIN kiddiewinks! FUMMIN Oldiewonks! Here’s the weekend’s best Angry People in Local Newspapers stories. Please click through to the stories to support local journalism. The Tab: Students wake up to find shoddy graffiti penises on their front doors Where, we ask, is the spuff? Basingstoke Gazette: Residents warned about dog poo This…
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‘That’s not how time works, you plum’ – The APILN Daily 8 November
Underwater planes! The return of acid house! The inevitable outcome of the collision between beavers and crystal meth! It’s a bumper round-up from Angry People in Local Newspapers. Please click through to the stories to help support local journalism. Newcastle Chronicle: Wearing the right shoes to school? Home you go anyway because we don’t know what…
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Anarchy in the Ukraine – Angry People in Local Newspapers 6th November
Cross-dressing oldiewonks! Politicians in the bin! Cops eating other cops’ panties! It’s the best of Angry People in Local Newspapers and also weird news. Please click through to the stories to support local journalism. The Northern Echo: Minister tapes his mouth shut in protest over eviction threat Sweet baby Jebus what’s happened to his aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh…
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The further adventures of Wanksy – Angry People in Local Newspapers 5th November
Trees made out of highly inflammable wood! Exploding poo bins! Enormous graffiti nobs! It’s the latest from Angry People in Local Newspapers. As ever, please click through to the stories to help preserve local journalism. Essex Echo: Somebody’s blown up a dog poo bin in South Woodham Ferrers Al Qaeda have really lowered their sights these…
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‘Why does our town smell of wee?’ – The APILN Daily 2 November
BINS! Clothes pegs on noses! Poppy fury! Here’s today’s crop for stories from Angry People in Local newspapers. Please help support local journalism by clicking through to the articles. Eastern Daily Press: Neighbours prank nine-year-old boy by hiding a brussels sprout in his Halloween chocolate Revenge is coming, and it is going to be served cold…
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BINNNNNNNNS! – The APILN Daily 30 October
Unemptied bins! Car-eating squirrels! The crushing disappointment that is human existence! It’s all in today’s Angry People in Local Newspapers daily round-up. Please click through to the stories to help support local journalism. Brighton Argus: Couple call police over ‘stolen’ car after night out, only to find it exactly where they left it the following morning…
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Goose in a pram, it’s serious – APILN Daily 29 October
A goose in a pram! That bloke out of The Fast Show! A heroic elk! It’s only the best of Angry People in Local Newspapers from the last weekend. Please click through to the stories to support local journalism. Stoke Sentinel: Local resident ‘teed off’ as golf club starts mowing greens at 6.30am You can’t fool…
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The APILN Daily – 26 October: ‘During the War’
Uncle Albert! Flummoxed oldiewonks! Flying rubber johnnies! Here’s the best of today’s Angry People in Local Newspapers. Please click through to the stories to support local journalism. Grimsby Live: ‘Used’ condom flies out of Co-op fridge and strikes shoppers They’ve become sentient and will take over the world. Stuff NZ: ‘Code brown’ effluent stench washes over…