Uncle Albert! Flummoxed oldiewonks! Flying rubber johnnies! Here’s the best of today’s Angry People in Local Newspapers.
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They’ve become sentient and will take over the world.
It’s Uncle Albert!
Get Surrey: Communities team up to oppose new parcel depot
It’s the single raised fist that makes this.
Stuff NZ: Timaru tree mystery leaves them stumped
And here is a man who is the very dictionary definition of stumped.
NW Evening Mail: Heartless vandals smash up pupils’ pumpkins
If you’re after a suspect, look no further than that owl. That smirk is covering up a multitude of sins.
The Archbishop of Banterbury strikes again.
If only they were part of a national religious organisation worth in excess of eight billion pounds which could pay for the safety work.
No. No, that’s ridiculous.
FAKEY NEWS EXTRA
I can’t believe people think this is real. But it is very, very funny.
WEIRD NEWS UPDATE
More evidence, if it were needed, that our society is doomed.