Punching bears! Crudely-drawn penis graffiti! FUMMIN kiddiewinks! FUMMIN Oldiewonks! Here’s the weekend’s best Angry People in Local Newspapers stories.
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Where, we ask, is the spuff?
Basingstoke Gazette: Residents warned about dog poo
This is the very reason we set up this site – to document glum people and appointed officials getting crooss about dog crap. In Basingstoke.
It used to be free, but that’s inflation for you.
Courier Mail: Anger over plans for crematorium near old people’s home
Look, it’s just moving a service closer to the supply. Think of the hearse journeys they’re saving.
Come on, you’re dancers – where are the jazz hands?
Leicester Mercury: Couple left freezing for over a week after boiler fails
Perhaps best not to wear a jumper full of holes.
The most contentious case of fake wood since the discovery of Viagra.
WEIRD NEWS UPDATE
Channel News Asia: Family stays away as Japanese man marries hologram
Japan’s gonna Japan.