A goose in a pram! That bloke out of The Fast Show! A heroic elk! It’s only the best of Angry People in Local Newspapers from the last weekend.
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You can’t fool us, that’s Charlie Higson’s Johnny Nice Painter character from The Fast Show.
And who said red braces were back in? Red braces are not back in.
They’re called “rocks”, Vance. Rocks.
Dundee Evening Telegraph: Man fights bus lane fine for car he hasn’t owned since 2014
Alas, due to the multi-dimensional nature of time, there are still sufficient alternative universes wjhere he does still own that car, so pay up.
The West Australian: Kids fight to save the home-made adventure playground
The big problem with this gang is that they lack a scruffy dog and lashings of ginger ale, and for that they deserve to see their camp slashed and burned by The Man.
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Gloucestershire Live: Goose spotted in a pram in Cheltenham
Further proof, if it were needed, that Cheltenham is cursed.
That bus eventually fell over a ravine and exploded, and the elk is now being feted as a hero.
Kent Messenger: Flood shuts Superdry store
Kill them! Kill them with fire and sticks!