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Why Bodmin Jail has taken over from Yarmouth’s House of Wax as the best worst tourist attraction in the UK
To Bodmin Jail in darkest Cornwall, led on by promises of a spooktacular experience in supposedly one of the most haunted buildings in the south west. And it contains this unintentionally hilarious gem, more of which later: But you’ll need to get there soon, because everything is going to change for the better within the…
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Facebook mum SHOCKED that daughter’s sixth birthday is EXACTLY six years after her birth
Yes you did read that correctly. A mum on Facebook has acted like it is the biggest coincidence ever that her six-year-old daughter’s sixth birthday is exactly six years after the date of her birth. We know right? Awe-inspiring. It’s like it’s some sort of divine message from the guy upstairs. This is just one…
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Firefighter’s response to The Sun makes him double the hero he was already
The word “hero” gets bandied about a lot these days, and is often applied to people who do not deserve it at all. But we can all agree that anybody who spent hours in the flaming hell of the Grenfell Tower fire are among the best that humanity has to offer. And the firefighter known…
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Lord Buckethead has indoctrinated the kiddiewinks and nobody’s batted an eyelid
The iconic image of any general election in the UK is usually the victorious party leader arriving at Number 10 to take on the task of running the country. Not the first election of 2017. Oh no. This year it’s the sight of a man with a cape, a very tall head and spray-painted cricket…
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That time George Osborne got booed at the 2012 Paralympics in London
Former Chancellor of the Exchequer turned local newspaper editor George Osborne has been having an easy time of late. That’s mainly because the Eton-educated architect of austerity has turned on his old boss Theresa May and has been giving her both barrels from behind his desk at the Evening Standard. Pretty much summed up by…
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Artist’s election exhibition will keep you awake at night
Rule 34 of the internet states: If it exists, there is porn of it. And so, an artist in the West Country has proved this to be true with an exhibition that is so controversial, it will keep you up at night. Whether it’s because of nightmares or anything else entirely depends on the bag…
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Cop squirted by breast milk (for real this time)
About a year ago, we followed a story about an assault by breast milk in a park. It all turned out to be a prime example of FAKE NEWS, confirmed when somebody we know from Facebook admitted that they’d made it all up on their local town gossip page to see how far a baseless story…
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If Labour get 38% of the vote, I’ll eat my book
Never make a threat you’re not prepared to carry out. And journalist Matthew Goodwin threatened to eat a copy of his book on Brexit if Jeremy Corbyn and Labour got more than 38% of the vote in the General Election. Labour got over 40%, and Goodwin was as good as his word. Good man. https://www.facebook.com/skynews/videos/1790488687632387/…
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Man finds a mushroom that looks like a penis and of course he’s gone to the papers
Our hero of the week award goes to Maurice Pledger, who not only found a mushroom that looks like a man’s hampton, but he took a photo and sent it in to his local newspaper. Or, it could be a murdered porn star in a shallow grave and we’ve stumbled across a crime scene. You…
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8-year-old girl goes to school dressed as David Attenborough, Sir David loves it
To be fair, if you decide to go to school dressed as Sir David Attenborough, and then you get a lovely letter from Sir David Attenborough himself afterwards, that’s pretty cool. It sure beats your usual World Book Day fun and games, when parents usually get five seconds’ warning that their kiddiewinks needs to turn…