About a year ago, we followed a story about an assault by breast milk in a park.
It all turned out to be a prime example of FAKE NEWS, confirmed when somebody we know from Facebook admitted that they’d made it all up on their local town gossip page to see how far a baseless story would spread.
All the way up to the national press, it turn out.
But now, it’s happened for real.
We don't like to milk it, but an E block officer was assaulted on duty by a female squirting breast milk in his face. #TookItOnTheChin
— Warrington Police (@PoliceWarr) June 10, 2017
And here it is in the papers already.
Warrington Guardian: Police officer squirted with breast milk
Right in the ear, too, if that photo is any true indication of events*.