Right. OK. Since I stopped updating the old blog last year, I realise I’ve been missing out on a huge archive of Angry People posts that I put onto Facebook, which slip off the bottom of the page into oblivion a couple of days later. And that’s not very good, is it? So I’ve decided…

It’s day two of the 2018 school uniform HOME YOU GO season, and the FUMMIN parents and embarrassed kiddiewinks are coming in thick and fast. Not only that, it’s our first “in front of the fireplace” of the season, the only approved indoor spot to photograph your kiddiewinks. Sheffield Star: Mum’s fury as girl sent…

It’s a new school year, which can only mean one thing – scores of children sent home from school for minor uniform infractions and their angry parents going to the local newspaper. Of course, going to the paper is the only way to get things done these days, which means FUMMIN parents are photographed in…

“We’re prisoners in our own homes”, the angry person says to the local news journalist. Then they’re photographed outside their homes, proving beyond doubt that they are not actually prisoners in their own homes. Come with us, dear reader, for a brief journey through this phenomenon. Sheffield Star: “Bus stop has left me a prisoner in…

Are you a vandal? Congratulations, you are a nobber and you make kiddiewinks sad. You also make oldiewonks blow a gasket, making you – you absolute nobber – the number one cause of premature oldiewonk death after punch-ups at the bingo hall. Take a look at this outrage. Doncaster Free press: Mindless vandals upset the kiddiewinks…

It’s bad enough going through life as Meow Ludo Disco Gamma Meow Meow without the law getting involved with your cyborg implant. But there you go, the son of Mr and Mrs Meow Meow has been summonsed to court for taking the chip out of his travel card and implanting it into the back of…

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, and angries are going to the papers because their landlord is a twat. There’s nothing quite like the festive season to bring out the very worst in people, so we present this year’s best CHRISTMAS IS RUINED stories so far. Derby Telegraph: Couple’s Christmas is RUINED after landlord…

“Read the small print” is always very good advice. But you should also read the BLOODY MASSIVE PRINT too. This is especially the case when you are planning your holiday in Las Vegas and come across a suspiciously cheap flight deal. This might be because you’ve made a bloody massive mistake. Daily Record (2015): Couple miss…

Stories with people holding their nose are virtually guaranteed to be featured on our pages, but this one’s extra special. Because not only is this one about BINS, but it’s from the world’s greatest local rag, The NT News. NT News usually go for tales of croc attacks and drunkenness in Aussie’s Top End, but…

Here’s a giant woman and her very very small husband beating frying pans and messing about with a pressure washer to try to get a lovelorn bird to shut up. But all he wants is a beautiful lady bird to love. Why can’t they go to the bird shop and get one? I bet they’ve…