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Anything can be improved with the addition of googly eyes – The angry people of April 2023
Once again it’s left to us to point out things that need pointing out. Googly eyes on shopfronts, the need for a Twins sequel, and the mating habits of supermarket trolleys. But what can you do? Oh yes, I remember: Point and laugh at them. Point and laugh at them HARD. Now. Get yer hair…
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APILN: The best of 2023 so far
How is it April already? I suppose now is as good a time as any to collect this year’s best angry stories for your delight and my obsessive nature. Also, I’ve got nothing better to do, and there’s an important story about squirrels. So, here are 22 of the best. BBC News: Woman terrorised by…
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Best of APILN 2022: The disgruntled consumer selection
Angry customers are the bread and butter of Angry People in Local Newspapers, especially if the bread is mouldy, and the butter’s been up a dog’s bottom. So much so, that our wildly popular Best Of post couldn’t do the disgruntled consumers of 2022 justice. So here we are, and let’s start with the film…
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That’s not what it says on your T-shirt, mate
This is what happens when you don’t update the site for a few weeks – it gets backed up with crap like a pair of Y-fronts stuck in a sewer pipe. Where’s my biggest prodding stick? Here we go, the best of Angry People in Local Newspapers of November 2022 (so far). ____________________ Lancs Live:…
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Hampshire’s gone wrong
Every now and then, one part of the country completely flips out and it’s left to the local press to pick up the pieces. This times it’s [shakes Magic 8-Ball] HAMPSHIRE, come on down!
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Adequate food containing the meat from at least one named animal, the return of Knight Rider, and a cat
In other news, a local meat packing company has found the missing apprentice who was tasked with cleaning the mincing machine.
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The Red Bellends
Sometimes you have a stupid idea, and you run with it, and you find yourself amazed that the result is even stupider than you could possibly imagine. And this is the best terrible idea I’ve ever had.
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We bought a twelve pack of Pot Noodles at the car boot, and they’re all out of date, and the council aren’t doing a thing about it
In which Noel Gallagher and Meg Matthews are absolutely FUMMIN at the state of the world today.
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Never give up, never surrender!
Another week, another metric shedload (or 1.2 imperial shedloads) of people being furious. But this time, we’ve got a genuinely happy ending. Unless you’re German, then es tut mir lied.
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Back in the jug agane
____________________ We made a silly and tasteless joke on Facebook, we we got sent to Facebook Jail, and – frankly – we deserved it. So, here’s the best stories from the last few days plus a couple from the archives to tide you over. And Spotter’s Badge if you know where the title of today’s…