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More than £20,000 has been raised for Katie Hopkins after she lost her Daily Mail job today
You may have heard by now that the delightful Katie Hopkins has left her position at the Daily Mail by ‘mutual consent’ today, and so a very kind-hearted member of the public has decided to set up a fundraising appeal for her in her hour of need – amazingly it has already raised more than…
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Disney’s A Whole New World rewritten for desperate mums at the end of the Summer Holidays, it’s bang on
A singer-songwriter duo has changed the words of the Disney classic song ‘A Whole New World’ to try and portray how mums feel at the end of the Summer Holidays when they send their kids back to school. ‘A Whole New Term’ covers the whole range of emotions from having to ‘undo six weeks of…
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Kids spot ‘huge’ jellyfish at local beach and now they are too terrified to watch Finding Nemo
There has been some fresh kiddiewink terror over the weekend after two children were playing on a beach at Thorney Bay on Canvey Island in Essex and they spotted what have been described on a Facebook group as ‘huge’ jellyfish.’ According to Canvey mum Zoey Smith, the whole experience has left Marcus (9) and Casey…
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Elderly Facebooker accidentally posts birthday message to grandson in heated extremism chat
We all have a good laugh sometimes about our elderly relatives and their daily struggle to make sense of the sometimes overwhelming world of Facebook, but it’s great to see more and more ‘senior’ users nowadays who are putting their younger counterparts to shame. However, there will always be some who still don’t ‘get’ the whole Facebook…
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Man angry about Brexit-related Freddo price hike launches fundraising appeal to buy lifetime’s supply
A 33-year-old Freddo fanatic from Essex is so worried about the price of Freddos skyrocketing because of Brexit that he has decided to launch a crowdfunding campaign to raise enough money to buy a ‘lifetime’s supply’ before the United Kingdom leaves the European Union in March 2019. Simon Harris is trying to raise £4200 –…
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Facebook mum SHOCKED that daughter’s sixth birthday is EXACTLY six years after her birth
Yes you did read that correctly. A mum on Facebook has acted like it is the biggest coincidence ever that her six-year-old daughter’s sixth birthday is exactly six years after the date of her birth. We know right? Awe-inspiring. It’s like it’s some sort of divine message from the guy upstairs. This is just one…
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8-year-old girl goes to school dressed as David Attenborough, Sir David loves it
To be fair, if you decide to go to school dressed as Sir David Attenborough, and then you get a lovely letter from Sir David Attenborough himself afterwards, that’s pretty cool. It sure beats your usual World Book Day fun and games, when parents usually get five seconds’ warning that their kiddiewinks needs to turn…
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Waitrose managed to turn foodie Gregg Wallace into a giant penis
Waitrose really should have learnt by now that putting bald men on the front cover of their Weekend magazine isn’t a smart move – remember what they did to Heston Blumenthal a while ago? Anyway, they were obviously very excited about Masterchef presenter and all-round telly food genius Gregg Wallace coming on board. So excited…
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Here’s how someone managed to get The Sun to publish the most ridiculous fake news story ever
Here at Angry People In Local Newspapers, we have never hidden the fact that we ‘might’ know the true identity of the so-called Chief Reporter – the guy (or perhaps lady) who runs the not-so-real news website Southend News Network. This is what happens in the media – people know people. Anyway, a few weeks…
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The BBC accidentally called Nigel Farage an ANAL CYST
We know that it is silly and childish to laugh at spelling mistakes in the media as journalists are under an incredibly amount of pressure to get content put out on time and in ridiculous quantities. However, from time to time there is a typo that is so awesome that it deserves everyone’s undivided attention…