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A Kim Jong-un gif special
This one’s for all you people out there who wanted gif versions of the Supreme Leader looking at his watch, and walking away from his big missile. You’re welcome. What’s the time? It’s time for the respected General Secretary Top Gun Kim Big Door Kim Don’t say I never do stuff for you guys.
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I found some stupid photos and some kids who are not binoculars
Look, still trying to find out if this website is working as it should, so here’s a load of stupid crap to keep you happy. Yeah, alright the New York Times, stop showing off. Sweet baby Jebus, this looks important. Haven’t we all, at some time or other, had our brioche stolen by a hungry…
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The accordion, and its use as a tool of oppression by totalitarian governments
FACT: North Korea has its own version of the X Factor, a grim parade of hand-picked hopefuls singing revolutionary standards in front of a rictus-grinning audience of hand-picked sycophants, and a panel of judges who all look like Louis Walsh. It’s called “The 14th National Singing Competition of the Working People” and it is compulsory…
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Ten reasons that prove DIE HARD is a Christmas movie and one that proves it is not
Is Die Hard a Christmas movie, or merely a violent action movie set at Christmas? I contend that it is not, and anybody who thinks otherwise is a gold-plated IDIOT, but – even-handed person that I am – I’m prepared to listen to the evidence to the contrary. So, let us unravel the truth. TEN ELEVEN…
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Won’t anybody save Santa from his hideous Christmas Eve ordeal?
This year, like every year, Father Christmas sets off from the North Pole (or Lapland, if you have a tourist business based there) to visit every child on the planet and leave them presents. All very sweet, but have you realised that some of the places he has to visit aren’t …well… very nice? These…
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The Many Shades of Hunky Mullet Weatherman
There’s a weatherman who does the St Petersburg forecasts on Russia’s Rossiya1 TV channel. He’s hunky. He has a mullet. He only ever wears pastel shades and has a purple tablet computer cover which he carries on set for no reason whatsoever. He is Hunky Mullet Weatherman. And I think you should get to know…
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Donald Trump tries to shakes hands with a North Korean military leader
Laurel and Hardy probably perfected this gag a century ago, but here we are in 2018 and it’s still giving laughs. Twitter doesn’t let you download gifs, so here’s a copy for you to call your very own. You’re welcome. As you can see, despite being very murdery, Kim Jong-un enjoys a laugh as much…
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APILN teams up with Eagle Radio for the Secret Santa appeal
We at the Satirists’ Secret Santa appeal are amazed at your generosity, with over 5,500 gifts donated to children around the UK. That’s over £43,000 raised to give the kiddiewinks a happy Christmas. And now we’re helping kids in the EAGLE RADIO area. We teamed up with the Newsthump, Southend News Network and Rochdale Herald…
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The Cambridge News has duffed up their front page and everybody’s lost it
Another day, another edition of the Cambridge News sent to the printers. Did you remember to check the front page for mistakes, editor? You did? Jolly good. The kind of duff up that has layout editors waking up in the early hours screaming. Not only a 100PT SPLASH HEADING HERE hitting the city of Cambridge,…
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The Angry People in Local Newspapers shop, for all your FUMMIN needs
Now’s the time to pick up APILN merchandise in a choice of styles and colours. Yes, I’ve only been doing APILN for about eight years, and I’ve finally got my act together with the T-shirts, spotter’s badges and other guff that the readers have [ACTUALLY] demanded. And all reasonably priced from British supplier Spreadshirt. CLICK…