The Angry People in Local Newspapers shop, for all your FUMMIN needs


Now’s the time to pick up APILN merchandise in a choice of styles and colours.

Yes, I’ve only been doing APILN for about eight years, and I’ve finally got my act together with the T-shirts, spotter’s badges and other guff that the readers have [ACTUALLY] demanded.

And all reasonably priced from British supplier Spreadshirt.

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Whether you’re FUMMIN, thinking of the kiddiewinks, doneing a poo, or simply trying to RUIN Christmas for your friends and families, then we’ve got your heart’s desire.

We’ve also got stocks of the legendary SPOTTER’S BADGE, selling at frighteningly cheap prices to be the envy of your friends and colleagues.

Or you could simply wear our OFFICIAL SPOTTER’S attire, available in a stunning choice of STYLE A or STYLE B.

And if you can’t see what you want, we’re open to requests. Because we’ve probably missed some catchphrase that you last after.

We’re also open to designers designing shit for us, and sharing the proceeds. Get in touch if you want to earn up to very small sums of money.

And – of course – this comes with the Seal Of Approval’s seal of approval.

Come on, help a man out here. Shed and two idiot dogs to support.

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