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HOME YOU GO! 2018 school uniform season day two
It’s day two of the 2018 school uniform HOME YOU GO season, and the FUMMIN parents and embarrassed kiddiewinks are coming in thick and fast. Not only that, it’s our first “in front of the fireplace” of the season, the only approved indoor spot to photograph your kiddiewinks. Sheffield Star: Mum’s fury as girl sent…
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Home you go! The 2018 school uniform fury season is OPEN
It’s a new school year, which can only mean one thing – scores of children sent home from school for minor uniform infractions and their angry parents going to the local newspaper. Of course, going to the paper is the only way to get things done these days, which means FUMMIN parents are photographed in…
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HOME YOU GO EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE – Even more kids join the rebellion against school uniforms
We’re going to cut to the chase today. Turn up at school with blue hair? That’s a bannin’ Wales Online: Teenager dyes his hair blue for the summer holidays, is shocked – SHOCKED – to find it won’t come out on the first day of term Mum says they’ve tried “everything” to get it back to…
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HOME YOU GO PART III: BACK IN TRAINING – Even more kids sent home from school with the wrong uniform
Part One Part Two And the happy, smiling faces just don’t stop. Here’s the third instalment of HOME YOU GO, our annual collection of schoolkids feeling the wrath of their teachers for daring to turn up for the new term without the right uniform. Grimsby Telegraph: Kiddiewink put into isolation because of his “extreme” haircut The…
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HOME YOU GO 2017 Part II: Electric Boogaloo – More kids sent home because of the wrong school uniform
And still they come. Kids have had all summer to make sure that their school uniforms are 100% spot on; while parents have had to sell kidneys so that they can afford the official school trousers from the school trouser cartel that can only be bought through the currency of human kidney. And meanwhile, head…
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HOME YOU GO 2017 EDITION: Kiddiewinks face the wrath of schools over the wrong uniform
It’s that time of year again as the kids go back to school, and are immediately sent home for wearing the wrong school uniform. Then their parents throw a hissy fit and go to the local newspapers, meaning that the poor kiddiewinks are tarred for their entire school lives as “That kid whose parent went…
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Home you go anger / No party for you anger / Going nowhere anger
Liverpool Echo: Highlights in your hair? Home you go! There’s always that one mum who things going to the papers will solve everything. (Spotter: Mike) Essex Echo: Kiddiewink left slightly disappointed after birthday party cancelled That’s some impressive side-eye from dad. Nobody – nobody – lets down his little man and gets away with it. (Spotter: David)…
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That’s not what it says on your T-shirt, mate
This is what happens when you don’t update the site for a few weeks – it gets backed up with crap like a pair of Y-fronts stuck in a sewer pipe. Where’s my biggest prodding stick? Here we go, the best of Angry People in Local Newspapers of November 2022 (so far). ____________________ Lancs Live:…
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Hampshire’s gone wrong
Every now and then, one part of the country completely flips out and it’s left to the local press to pick up the pieces. This times it’s [shakes Magic 8-Ball] HAMPSHIRE, come on down!
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You had me at ’14-inch banana’ (not sexy slang), and also the greatest letter to the editor of all time (also not sexy slang)
Let’s hit the ground running. There is FAR TOO MUCH innuendo in the news today, and people need to know if what they’re reading constitutes sexy slang or not. The rules are complex, and it requires an expert panel to decide what counts as sexy slang in the confusing world in which we live. For…