Tag: Ruined

  • The Red Bellends

    The Red Bellends

    Sometimes you have a stupid idea, and you run with it, and you find yourself amazed that the result is even stupider than you could possibly imagine. And this is the best terrible idea I’ve ever had.

  • Christmas is RUINED: The 2021 collection, part three – now into the rolling vistas of UTTER RUINATION and FIRE

    Christmas is RUINED: The 2021 collection, part three – now into the rolling vistas of UTTER RUINATION and FIRE

    ____________________ Astonishingly, this isn’t a photo from the Hull Daily Mail about a couple who are furious because their festive tube of Pringles had a dead mouse inside and Christmas is RUINED, it’s a BBC promo image from the Two Doors Down Christmas special. Top tip: If your Christmas is RUINED, follow the professionals and…

  • Christmas is RUINED: The 2021 collection, part two – Christmas is RUINEDER

    Christmas is RUINED: The 2021 collection, part two – Christmas is RUINEDER

    Part One of Christmas is RUINED 2021 is over here. The best non-Christmas is RUINED stories from December are over here. ____________________ Liverpool Echo: Christmas is RUINED after kiddiewink finds chocolates inside her alleged luxury advent calendar aren’t very big at all Top tip: Save your Christmas from being RUINED by a disappointing advent calendar…

  • Christmas is RUINED: The 2021 collection

    Christmas is RUINED: The 2021 collection

    It doesn’t take much to RUIN Christmas for everybody these days. Try to avoid these unfortunate scenarios to avoid having to run to your local newspaper about the death of this year’s festive season. Wolverhampton Express and Star: Christmas is RUINED after the Coco-Cola truck cancels stop in Wolverhampton Top tip: Avoiding ruining your Christmas…