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Town turned into cake, police launch search for Paul Hollywood
The custard shortage is still ongoing, and police believe that the town-into-cake stunt is merely a cover-up for the disappearing [checks notes] ‘dessert sauce’. At the time of publishing, Paul Hollywood is still on the run. ____________________ Ron of the week Daily Mirror: Dog ‘accidentally’ orders £70 of cable TV porn, find it difficult to…
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Ron’s Gone Wrong and other stories
So, I spotted this bus outside IKEA, and – frankly – it was asking for it.
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In which Ron has a few problems with Virgin Media
This is Ron. Ron and his fragrant wife Ann say Virgin Media charged them £900 for adult movies they swear they did not watch. Ron is innocent. Manchester Evening News: Couple’s Virgin Media service cut off after somebody hacked into their account and watched porny movies without paying for them. Three times. The comments, as you’d…