So, I spotted this bus outside IKEA, and – frankly – it was asking for it. And while we’re here, let’s take a look at the best of recent Angry People In Local Newspapers stories.
Strong Darwin Award contenders from Aldershot Lido, which, coincidentally, is next door to the town crematorium. And yes, the got onto national television over this, which goes to prove that if you do stupid things, you win stupid prizes.
The worst thing for Poundshop Gandalf here is that if one wants to complain, one cannot simply walk into the council offices. You need to make an appointment, or turn them into a newt.
We didn’t like the picture in the story, so here’s a shot of the time he met Prince William instead.
Something’s got him started.
Superb sadfacing here from the former world number one, and it opens up a fascinating new career when he eventually retires from tennis.
On the bright side, he got his property back, which is why – occasionally – we are allowed nice things.
If he’s a Daniel Craig lookalike, then I’m Sean Connery.
They look like they’re about to drop the toughest, dirtiest grime album of 2021, about mattresses.
All court reports should carry the least flattering photograph of the convicted as possible. Justice, as they say, needs to be done, and needs to be seen to be done.