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That’s not what it says on your T-shirt, mate
This is what happens when you don’t update the site for a few weeks – it gets backed up with crap like a pair of Y-fronts stuck in a sewer pipe. Where’s my biggest prodding stick? Here we go, the best of Angry People in Local Newspapers of November 2022 (so far). ____________________ Lancs Live:…
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Town turned into cake, police launch search for Paul Hollywood
The custard shortage is still ongoing, and police believe that the town-into-cake stunt is merely a cover-up for the disappearing [checks notes] ‘dessert sauce’. At the time of publishing, Paul Hollywood is still on the run. ____________________ Ron of the week Daily Mirror: Dog ‘accidentally’ orders £70 of cable TV porn, find it difficult to…
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Adequate food containing the meat from at least one named animal, the return of Knight Rider, and a cat
In other news, a local meat packing company has found the missing apprentice who was tasked with cleaning the mincing machine.
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So you think you’ve seen a panther? It’s never a panther
It’s a cat. That panther you saw, that wolf, that yeti, that ghost, that strange light in the sky. Cat. It’s always a cat.