FACT: Other people are filthy. Never share anything with any of them. This especially goes with anything you stick on your head. Belfast Telegraph: Call centre bloke faces the sack for refusing to share his headset with colleagues And we don’t blame him. Shared headphones can only lead to Hearing AIDS. I’ll get me coat. Spotter:…

Islington Gazette: Empty flats ‘have cheese growing in them’ says campaigner We’re no experts in the field of dairy production, but we’re pretty sure that’s not how you make cheese.  (In fact, it comes from a nice little hipster deli down Camden Lock) (Spotter: Liam) Essex Live: Woman gets somebody else’s postal vote Don’t worry, they’ve got…

Liverpool Echo: Highlights in your hair? Home you go! There’s always that one mum who things going to the papers will solve everything. (Spotter: Mike) Essex Echo: Kiddiewink left slightly disappointed after birthday party cancelled  That’s some impressive side-eye from dad. Nobody – nobody – lets down his little man and gets away with it. (Spotter: David)…

Waitrose really should have learnt by now that putting bald men on the front cover of their Weekend magazine isn’t a smart move – remember what they did to Heston Blumenthal a while ago? Anyway, they were obviously very excited about Masterchef presenter and all-round telly food genius Gregg Wallace coming on board. So excited…

Here at Angry People In Local Newspapers, we have never hidden the fact that we ‘might’ know the true identity of the so-called Chief Reporter – the guy (or perhaps lady) who runs the not-so-real news website Southend News Network. This is what happens in the media – people know people. Anyway, a few weeks…