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Is the Supreme Leader of North Korea in the North East of England?
No. No he is not. Only somebody’s gone and raised the North Korean flag outside a house on Teesside. Gazette Live: Why is there a North Korean flag on Teesside? Not even North Korea knows why: “The Gazette contacted North Korea’s London embassy for answers. Perhaps unsurprisingly, diplomats didn’t say much. “We don’t have any people…
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Wiltshire’s top tourist hotspot
Are you looking for somewhere to visit this summer? Then why not drop in on this charming attraction in Wiltshire? No swimming. And then why not head off down to Dorset to visit… Then, you should really pop over to nearby Sixpenny Handjob while you’re there. A guaranteed happy finish.
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Mugshot of the day
One of life’s great disappointments is that the British press doesn’t really go in for mugshots. God Bless America, then. I hope that I never get that thirsty. Or that needy. GOD BLESS AMERICA, EVERYBODY!!
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Everything was going to plan until you meddling kids showed up
Never – NEVER – get into detecting and ghost hunting with a dog on your team. And if you invite along his annoying little nephew, you only have yourself to blame. It couldn’t have been Shaggy’s, the old hippie. And meanwhile, in Australia… That was Scrappy Doo’s fault as well. And “Putting Wind to work…
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The best of newspaper ad boards
The newspaper ad board is an art form – how can you sell the top story in (at most) half-a-dozen words? You’d think it would be easy. It’s not. Get down on your knees, you bloody heathens It was, in fact, a meerkat. With an improbable Russian accent. RIP PIE MAN U R IN HEVEN WIV DA…
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People: Sex aids are NOT for throwing
Finding a stash of gentlemen’s leisure magazines in a hedge as a lad is still one of my finest achievements. However, there’s a limit to throwing your sexy stuff around and that limit has reared its ugly head in recent months with several incidents of a dildonic bent. For example, this happened in Australia,…
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The BBC accidentally called Nigel Farage an ANAL CYST
We know that it is silly and childish to laugh at spelling mistakes in the media as journalists are under an incredibly amount of pressure to get content put out on time and in ridiculous quantities. However, from time to time there is a typo that is so awesome that it deserves everyone’s undivided attention…
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Can you spot the very unfortunate typo on this Southend newspaper?
Can you spot the unfortunate typo on this October 2013 edition of the Southend Echo, a Southend newspaper about Southend News that is widely sold all over Southend?