News reaches us from New Zealand of a new low in You Had One Job-ism – where even the most simple tasks are screwed up in a way that only humanity can manage.

It’s not difficult: You clear the dead animals from the middle of the road instead of painting over them.

Stuff.nz: That’s a dead possum

Well done to everybody involved.

But, you know, everybody’s at it:

If only there was a place nearby where you could learn spelling.