Yoga.

Peaceful. Serene. A way of life designed to bring the practitioner at one with the world.

Oh, who am I trying to kid? SMASH HIS FACE! FINISH HIM!!

Brighton Argus: Punches thrown as rival yoga gurus fight in midnight brawl

One of the people involved is called “Yoga Stu”, a genuine, much coveted and ancient name only handed down to the best yoga gurus in the world.

The first comment under this story is pure gold, and is an A++++++ yoga joke.

It was bound to happen, of course, because yoga is Of The Devil. Vicars say so, so it must be true.

Southern Daily Echo: Catholic priest bans ‘unchristian’ yoga from his church

Yeah? And I’ve banned Priest Fu from my house. How do you like them apples, eh?

The thing about yoga is that it’s not for everybody. Just don’t get all tied up in knots about it.