Don’t piss off flight crew.

Really. Do NOT piss off flight crew.

They will kick you off your flight, and the whining sound of jet engines will be replaced by the whining sound of you going to the local papers.

Nottingham Post: Hen party kicked off flight over ‘Bitches on Tour’ T-shirts

OK, no plane has ever crashed because of somebody wearing a ‘Bitches on Tour’ T-shirt. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN.

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