We don’t want a bypass round our town any more so we’re going to stand here all angry


Wanna feel old? This is what Bros look like today.

And Matt, Luke and Ken don’t want the bypass that The Man want to build around the town in Australia where they rule as kings.

However, if you’re some sort of youngling and your cultural references don’t include Bros, try this one:

The new Top Gear reboot is looking a bit desperate.

Eh? EH?

Geelong Advertiser: Calls to put bypass plans on hold because we haven’t quite spent enough money on planning it just yet

WARNING: Click-through contains the words “business impact statement”.

Just wait until the day work actually starts…

Fleet News and Mail: Water company digs up entire road, runs away

Wanna feel old? This is what Dollar look like now.