Thieves steal half a zebra crossing in Telford


If it’s not nailed down, some sod will come along and nick it.

And that includes zebra crossings, and we swear this isn’t fakey news.

Shropshire Star: Thieves make off with the black bits of a zebra crossing

You’ll notice there doesn’t appear to be much call for white zebra crossings in the criminal community.

So, if somebody comes up to you in a pub and offers you a cheap zebra crossing, the number to call is 999.

Guernsey Press: Thieves steal letters from community centre sign to make it spell swears

And I can reveal that the swear was not inadjacent to See You Next Tuesday.

That number again: 999.


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