The APILN Daily: Tuesday 2nd October – Aldi Outrage

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Today’s top links from Angry People in Local Newspapers.

Lancaster Guardian: Outrage after Aldi store in Morecambe closes

A single shopper is absolutely FUMMIN because the seafront supermarket is shut while they build a new, bigger branch next door.

“To close the existing Morecambe store,without warning, before the new store is nearer completion shows a total lack of care or consideration is despicable.”

So it’s Daffy Duck, then.

Get Surrey: Parking charges at local beauty spots leave car parks empty

Well, who’d have thought that would happen? But it’s enough to bring out a single protester to put across her grievance through the medium of song.

Canterbury Journal: (Actual headline) Residents’ bollard erection fury

Keeping it short and to the point, with a suggestive photograph thrown in. Top effort.

The Scotsman: Council to create ‘UFO trail’ at sight of famous close encounter

The only thing you’ll be getting a close encounter with is this chap in his DONE A POO pose.

Somerset Live: I dunno, some dickhead who runs a website about angry people in their local newspapers

CHRISTMAS IS RUINED and HOME YOU GO.

And your bonus weird news link:

The Guardian: FBI agent dodges killer hot tub but is shot by booby-trapped wheelchair

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