The APILN DAILY: 19 October – FUMMIN Phil Mitchell


Bins! Hats! Sex dolls! Phil Mitchell! Another round-up of the best from the Angry People in Local Newspapers Facebook page.

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ABC Australia: Naked butcher photos sees Kalkarindji residents throw aout beef and sausages from NT meatworks

Quite right too. You can’t tell where one sausage ends and the next one begins.


Brighton Argus: New recycling bins blamed for build-up of rubbish on city streets

Worth clicking through to see the cutting-edge caption to this photo.


Colchester Daily Gazette: Angry landlord hits out as gas firm leaves kitchen looking like ‘very bad Banksy’

And by ‘landlord’, they mean “Phil Mitchell out of EastEnders”


Chronicle Live: Durham University comes under fire after announcing student accommodation fees will increase again

Hat, sir. HAT.


WEIRD NEWS ROUND-UP

One thing led to another and I ended up watching this video, and now you’ve got to as well.

He’s been very out of order.

Manchester Evening News: Ex On The Beach star said lips were too big to blow into breathalyser

Today’s mastermind winner.

Croydon Advertiser: Croydon Tesco worker reportedly suing for £20,000 ‘after colleague farted in his face’

That being the case, my dog owes me millions.