‘That’s not how time works, you plum’ – The APILN Daily 8 November

Underwater planes! The return of acid house! The inevitable outcome of the collision between beavers and crystal meth! It’s a bumper round-up from Angry People in Local Newspapers.

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Newcastle Chronicle: Wearing the right shoes to school? Home you go anyway because we don’t know what we’re doing

We’ve finally reached the point in school uniforms when even the school doesn’t know what the uniform is.

Oxford Mail: Man says council officials ‘dismantled’ his bonfire just hours before village event was due to start

Actual story: Council offices respond to concerns that public bonfire may contain unsafe articles, bonfire goes ahead as planned.

North Wales Daily Post: Residents oppose new chimney designed to tackle smell from pet food factory

Aside from the welcome comeback of the Acid House movement, NO TO CHIMNEY’S.

Grimsby Telegraph: Rats ‘running up and down’ after bins go unemptied for three weeks

So there you have it, final proof that if you don’t empty the bins for three weeks, the neighbourhood turns into a stinking rubbish dump. I hope there is a scientific journal which can publish these findings.