We’ve been doing this angry people game for a few years now, to the point that you begin to see the same old faces turning up again and again.

People who have had their moment of fame in the local press, quite liked it, and have gone back for more.

And having made eye contact with these serial offenders, the papers feel obliged to keep featuring them.

This is Ted.

Kent Online: Dirty road signs mean council has lost pride in Ashford, says Ted

With all of Ashford’s problems solved, it’s the dirty road signs that are bothering people.

Kent Online: Won’t anybody do anything about the dirty bollards around Ashford, asks Ted

Dirty bollards put anybody off a town, and that’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT.

Kent Online: Ted gets a letter saying he owes 2p for using the Dartford Crossing

Just pay it man. There’s a Dartford Crossing not getting his Haribo chew because of you.

Kent Online: Has anyone lost a chair? asks Ted. Only I was out on my bike and I found a chair

Kent Online: Also, I saw some snails, Ted tells the people of Kent

There are others like Ted out there. Some of them hold office, some are just bored witless and shouting at the world.

Let’s hear it for Ted!