People these days.
Get a few hundred tiny and possibly fatal spiders on their fruit, and they’re running round in circles and going to the papers.
Back in my day, we’d just sit quietly in a state of venom-induced paralysis until the effects wore off and go back to our daily lives.
Plymouth Herald: Woman encounters possibly deadly banana spider infestation in Lidl
Do you know who should actually die of deadly banana spider infestations?
Minions. Bloody minions.
Brighton Argus: Mum finds out she’s banana phobic
Let’s pin this one on minions as well.