Australia’s Northern Territory is a place where weird stuff happens.

Most of this weird stuff involves crocodiles, alcohol, or a mixture of the two.

Occasionally, it involves turds.

The NT News: Faeces tosser on the rampage at Darwin residential block

“I just got home from work and I hear this ‘plonk’ sound and it was this massive pile of poo on the balcony railing.”

Yeah, sorry about that.

Meanwhile, NT News journalist Kieran Banks is getting pretty excited about his new job title.

And it won’t be the first time the brown stuff has hit the fan in the NT News:

And also:

The NT News: Woman lays a log on the floor of NAB Bank branch in Darwin

The moral appears to be this: People in Darwin have trouble with the concept of toilets.

Also: The NT News remains the world’s greatest local newspaper.