First against the wall: People who take made-up religions too seriously.

You know – people who said they were Jedis on their census forms. And people who follow the entirely mad-up for shits and giggles Church of the Holy Spaghetti Monster to the point that they wear a colander on their head for their driving licence photo.

IT’S NOT A REAL RELIGION. IT WAS MADE UP TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE SPECIAL DEALS RELIGION GETS ARRRRRRRRRGH.

So. Yes.

Ten Eyewitness News: Guy wears colander on his head in court charged with beating ski resort worker with a snowboard after being banned from the slopes for wearing a Chewbacca costume which scared the kiddiewinks

There’s so much going on in this story, that you forget that he’s actually in court for (and I quote from his own social media posting) “I dropped him… He lost consciousness and some teeth.”

This after the manager of the resort allegedly asked him not to tear about the ski slopes dressed as Chewbacca and scaring the kiddiewinks.

As any reader of the pages knows – you do not scare the kiddiewinks.

Oh, watch the video for heavens sake.

https://www.facebook.com/tennews/videos/1625942874142680/

As Ten News says:

“Mr Wass, who is the second person in New South Wales to win the right to wear a colander in his drivers’ licence photo, argued that the “colander is our most holy object in the religion” and likened it to a Muslim wearing a burqa.”

And as I say: People who take made-up religions too seriously. What would the spaghetti monster say about this eh?

Yahoo 7 News: Man to face court for snow board beating at Australia’s top ski resort

I’ll tell you what the FSM would say: NOTHING, because it doesn’t exist, all hail his noodly appendage.

The case continues.