One man and his warning sign.

He loves it so much, he touches it, caresses it, never wants it to be taken down.

And in a world where love is in such short supply, who are we to come between them?

Gloucester Live: Residents win victory in battle to have broken traffic lights repaired

…and man to be allowed to keep his sign as a reminder of his forbidden love.*

*This bit is actually a huge lie for comedic effect He HATES this sign with a passion.

Swindon Advertiser: Calls to repair faulty traffic lights

I see your problem. Somebody’s stuck a bag over them. Duh.