Nursery vandals make hi-vis kiddiewinks sad

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Sad kiddiewinks and hi-vis tabards: Together at last.

We have to admit that vandals-smash-up-nursery-school stories are ten a penny since smashing up nursery schools became a new Olympic sport, but the addition of hi-vis tabards takes this to a whole new level.

Nottingham Post: Kiddiewinks forced to pull sad faces, wear hi-vis tabards after vandals smash up nursery school garden

The girl in blue, in particular, has had enough of this shit, and will personally mess up the culprits if they ever come face-to-face in a dark alleyway.

Hi-vis tabards are all very well, right up to the moment when the hi-vis tabard becomes the news story:

Portsmouth News:¬†Workman flounces off site when he is told he can’t wear his Pompey-themed hi-vis tabard

His flounce was so good, he won this:

TOP FLOUNCING, SIR.

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