Sad kiddiewinks and hi-vis tabards: Together at last.
We have to admit that vandals-smash-up-nursery-school stories are ten a penny since smashing up nursery schools became a new Olympic sport, but the addition of hi-vis tabards takes this to a whole new level.
The girl in blue, in particular, has had enough of this shit, and will personally mess up the culprits if they ever come face-to-face in a dark alleyway.
Hi-vis tabards are all very well, right up to the moment when the hi-vis tabard becomes the news story:
His flounce was so good, he won this:
TOP FLOUNCING, SIR.