A man’s hedge is his castle, especially if it is a ridiculously huge one like Vince Osborne’s.

It is such a landmark, he has even grown a miniature tribute to it in moustache form.

But now The Man in New Zealand want him to cut his hedge back, and it looks like The Man has won.

Dominion Post: The Man moves in with sneak attack on Vince’s hedge

Poor Vince, a nation mourns as this long-running battle moves into its closing stages.

Before we know it, The Man will be taking off and nuking it from orbit, that being the only way to make sure.

RIP HEGDE U R IN HEVEN WIV PRICNESS DI N DA ANGLES XXX

This guy in Lincolnshire also had a fight on his hands over his ridiculously-sized hedge:

Lincolnshire Echo: Cut back your ridiculously-sized hedge or else, The Man tells local resident

But he hasn’t got a superb moustache, so sod him.