It seems I’m just about the only person in the world who hasn’t got a tattoo, but they’re still seen as a bit out-of-order when you’re looking for a job.
This is especially the case where the tattoo is visible, and many employers won’t touch you with a six-foot pole.
So, yeah, the word DEVAST8 across your mug isn’t going to play well in the job market.
To be fair, Mark does have an entirely legitimate excuse for his predicament. I mean – who among us hasn’t gotten of their head on homebrew in their prison cell and got a huge facial tattoo?
But now that he’s done the time, he’s gone through a serious case of growing up and tattoo regret, which – frankly – might need the application of facial hair.
This would be a good look:
But wait… there’s a (yay!) happy ending:
New Zealand Herald: Job offers pour in for face tattoo guy
Which just goes to show that there are still good people out there.
Let’s go rob them and get tattoos.