If aliens are indeed trying to contact us, surely they’d leave a more obvious sign than abducting strange people and putting probes up their bottoms?

At last, they have. Behold, the Great Armidale Central Shopping Centre Car Park Trolley Circle in Australia.

Mudgee Guardian: Aliens leave a sign that they want two-for-one bargains and a quality store loyalty card

There is no way this can be the work of mere humans, who do not possess the wit or skills to carry out such a task in Section M of the car park at the Armidale Central Shopping Centre, now considered Australia’s Area 51.

We asked an expert what he thought, and he was pretty unequivocal about this mysterious night time event.

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