FACT: TV’s Mr T has found himself a second career working behind the counter at my local chemist shop.

I know this for a fact, because he keeps leaving signs with one of his trademark catchphrases all over the place.

It won’t be long before we see “I pity the fool”, “I aint getting into no airplane”, and of course, the immortal “Stay away from my bins” turning up.

Let’s hear it for TV’s Mr.T!