Here’s your regular Joe, trying to get by in life, going into the council office to pay a fine for the rubbish in his garden.

In pennies. At five minutes to five.

He’s a bloody nuisance, isn’t he?

Michigan Live: Disgruntled citizen attempts to pay $270 in pennies, told to sling his hook

There are many things about this story in a general and the photo in particular that need to be aired, but I shall only mention the most pressing of angles.

Those nipples.

Once seen, they cannot be unseen.

Portsmouth News: Man dresses up as a vulture to protest against car park operator

Although there are many things about this photo – including the shoddy protest sign and the costume which appears to be based on a parka – there are NO NIPPLES on display, and hence this meets with our approval.

Keep ’em covered, folks.