Among the many questions not being asked by this gentleman could be “Is your CCTV trying to see me naked?”
And the answer is no, the camera is not trying to see him naked.
Nor is it trying to spy on kiddiewinks is some bizarre plot by a global pedalo network.
BUT IT COULD BE.
Slough Express: Man complains about CCTV camera overlooking his house, which could be used to spy on kiddiewinks in a bizarre global pedalo plot
These pedalos, they are UTTER SHITS.
And, as the council explains: “Local residents were notified ahead of the mast’s installation and given an opportunity to respond, but no concerns were raised.”
Whoops.