Furious letters, daft headlines, terrible poetry, and Peter Andre – December 2021

Weird stuff that wouldn't fit anywhere else.

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People won’t stop writing terrible poems to local newspapers. Good.

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People won’t stop sending terrible smug letters to local newspapers. Good.

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Local newspapers won’t stop writing pointless stories about Peter Andre. Good.

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They put this behind a paywall. Bad.

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You didn’t see this. Keep scrolling.

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Nobody wants to hear about what Harry Potter and the Weasleys got up to on their holidays.

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People won’t stop doing BAD CRIMES.

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People won’t stop writing letters about their struggles against modern technology.

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And Christmas won’t stop being RUINED.

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We don’t do court reports, but…

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And there’s nothing like the cheap laugh of a GB News caption fail.

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