You edit a local title, you’ve got 32 editorial pages to fill, and literally nothing’s happening in town. What do you do?
Answer: Your very best.
Maidenhead Advertiser: Road workers can’t spell “bus”
It’s a toughie to be honest. I had to look it up. (Spotter: Rob A)
Essex Live: Man in bid to build shed
Godspeed to you, sir, in this noblest of quests.
Portsmouth News: Hitler appears on a draining board
That’s your master race for you, always showing up in the worst places (Spotter: James)
Kent Online: Bin catches fire
Update: Whole of Kent now on fire. (Spotter: Mark)
It’s all gone off in Tunbridge Wells, where the title of Best Weekly Newspaper hangs in the balance. (Spotter: Hannah)