Some years ago, I decided that the internet was missing a blog where pictures of people squatting in a certain position were captioned “Done a Poo”, because it looked like they were doing a poo.

It’s still there, and it’s still terrible.

But I have continued this childish tradition with news photographs, because if there’s one way to make people lose their dignity, it’s to make them look like they’ve just done a poo.

Aberdeen Evening Express: DONE A POO

It’s funny because he looks like he’s done a poo, but the story is also about poo.

That’s a win-win in anybody’s book. If the book was called “Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery of the Corn-Laden Turd”.

Essex Echo: DONE A POO

“The potholes on this road are a disgrace,” says our man. That’s because they are filled with your poo.

Stop it at once.

Ham and High: CELEBRITY DONE A POO

Giles Coren complains about poo while crouching in the textbook done a poo pose, which he probably perfected down the Groucho Club or something.

You don’t see those kind of skills from untrained civilians.

Inner West Courier: Oh wait, that’s an actual poo

This is actually the photographer’s fault for turning up several hours too late.

I am not mad.