Lack of internet makes for angry punters.

Even worse if your business relies on the pencil-necked desk-jockeys getting their act together and providing you with a decent service. Bad enough to have your head in your hands.

And there’s so much going on in this picture – can you spot it all?

Cornwall Live: Businessman has had no internet for 12 weeks, despite dozens of visits from BT engineers

Look mate, I’ll be coming down from civilisation to visit Cornwall tomorrow. Shall I bring some spare internet with me?

“BT has been approached for comment, but has yet to respond.”

Phone lines still down, then?

Cambridge News: Businessman pays £13,000 for superfast broadband, gets ridiculously slow internet instead

Just so you know: So-called Third World countries get ridiculously fast internet too, so stick your First World privilege up your bottom.