Islington Gazette: Empty flats ‘have cheese growing in them’ says campaigner

We’re no experts in the field of dairy production, but we’re pretty sure that’s not how you make cheese.  (In fact, it comes from a nice little hipster deli down Camden Lock) (Spotter: Liam)

Essex Live: Woman gets somebody else’s postal vote

Don’t worry, they’ve got yours. It all evens out in the wash. (Spotter: Tim)