If you have a niche interest in older ladies dancing, then this is the news article for you.

Here we have Terry Foster (82), Wyn Hewitt (72), and Janine Halls (“28”) giving The Man what for over a new stadium the local council wants to build on the current location of their club in Melbourne.

These bowlers aren’t going to take no crap from anybody.

Melbourne Age: Lawn bowlers turn to Beyonce in attempt to save their club

And, yes, there is video.

https://www.facebook.com/theageAustralia/videos/10155401084446422/

And shut your laughing, you’ll be doing that by the time you’re 70.

And a brief dip into our archives show that elderly bowlers are the last people with whom you would wish to mess.

Worcester News: Floods leave local bowling green ‘like a swimming baths’

Think out of the box: Have the swimming pool here, and use the old swimming pool as a sunken bowling green. PROBLEM SOLVED.